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MY EAR HURTS SO MUCH SOMEONE TAKE TONSILLITIS AWAY I JUST WANNA SLEEP



gracillius:

Happy Valentine’s Day from one of my favorite HBICs! DCI Gill Murray



amazingbouncingferret:


Female Character Meme: Day One- A Lead Female Character:

     Hermione Jean Granger.

“Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently. “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.”



"I am lying next to a hot, steaming body…"
"Good God woman, keep your dirty little sexual fantasies to yourself!"
"Well I would Gill, only I know it’s the only excitement you get this side of Christmas."



Anonymous asked:
i dare u to make a joke post about feminism and see if you get hate

officialunitedstates:

whats the difference between a feminist and a sack of bees?  a feminist is a human being who deserves respect like everyone else while a sack of bees should be thrown in a river because bees are bad.  alright tumblr im ready for the backlash



hellotailor:

Beyonce just posted the video of her performing Flawless (Remix) live with Nicki Minaj!!!





silly-old-you:

New romantic goal: Karen and David in Paris.



"going to the fish n chippy"

nO